Review for Omega Labyrinth Life. Game for PlayStation Vita, the video game was released on 19/11/2015
Shipwreck is sweet to me, in this sea ... of tits, of course! It is well known that the video game has been, for decades, considered a happy island that pimply nerds of mostly pubertal age could draw on abundantly. Although the situation is currently, fortunately, very different, the productions suitable to stimulate the deferential learned rather than the mind and spirit of the user are certainly not lacking.
Omega Labyrinth Life it is a partial homage to the past and to this last type of productions, referring to all those who love to spend part of their time in the company of random labyrinths and prosperous teenagers who are very, very, very open minded. Remembering the always valid adage "Pulls more of a hair bulb than the whole Civilization series", the choice by D3 Publisher of propose the latest edition of your roguelike sprinkling it with minne in the air and half-uncovered vulvas not even we were in any episode of "Hello Darwin".
Available on Nintendo Switch and PlayStation 4, stylistically not too dissimilar from the classic stylistic features of the dungeon crawler genre, with all that tasty chibi on-screen, Omega Labyrinth Life represents the new entry in a series that, since its first appearance, has leveraged the sexual instincts of homo ludens, integrating within the basic rolistic gameplay so many of those erotic allusions to make a national hero like Tinto Brass turn pale.
If it is true that the preponderant part of the title consists in the exploration of the various labyrinths declined on the fly, collecting as much merchandise as possible, at the same time getting rid of the various enemies present on the battlefield, the "strength" of the title is mainly to be found in the peculiar implementation of each playful mechanic present, tying it in two ways with a concept that can be exemplified in just five words: "everything revolves around the f ** a". And to the floricultura, apparently. As soon as they arrive at Belles Fleurs Academy, the Academy that is the backdrop to the proposed playful adventures, i eyeballs of the user will be attacked by the bright colors of tens of thousands of varieties of flowers, not even in front of the captain Luca Sardella in the meantime of a crackling episode of Linea Verde.
Needless to say, between one masturbation session and another, the gamer will be required to take care of this heavenly cave, a job that will nevertheless come amply rewarded by the giving of precious nectar to be used to obtain a whole series of bonuses, including a tasty permanent boost to the skills of each of the protagonists.
Each labyrinth, generated in a totally random way, will be faced by selecting your party from a group of seven poppute damsels, each with different breast sizes and, incidentally, with peculiar characteristics through which to fry in the best possible way the various dangers that will stand between the gamer and the final victory.
The rest of the video game, you guessed it, is pure onanism service, based on a series of mini-games characterized by a high rate of explicitiness in which to carefully handle the tits of the protagonists to receive tasty bonuses in return, as well as a whole series of really hard to digest pleasing cries without having to immediately feel the need to vent their repressed instincts with the first available hole.
Omega Labyrinth Life is a game clearly devoted to a small circle of gamers. If your universe is made up of randomly generated dungeons and freely fluttering female protuberances, then you've found something for your teeth. Although free from particular defects, Omega Labyrinth Life does not add or subtract anything from the reference genre. Are you also enrolled in the party of the chronic arrappato? Come on siori, come on.
► Omega Labyrinth Life is an RPG type game developed and published by D3 Publisher for PlayStation Vita, the video game was released on 19/11/2015
